:-) Happy.
:) Happy midget smiley.
;-) Winky.
:-( Sad.
:-> Sarcastic smiley.
>:-> User just made a really devilish remark.
>;-> Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.
%-) User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight.
#-) Oh, what a night!
:-I Indifferent smiley.
(-: User is left handed.
:-D User is laughing (at you!).
:-O Oops/Surprise/Yelling/Shocked.
:-o Uh oh!
:*) User is drunk.
8-) User is wearing sunglasses.
:'-( User is crying.
:'-) User is so happy, s/he is crying.
(:-) Bald/Egghead.
:-@ Screaming/Swearing/Very Angry/About To Be Sick.
:-# Been Smacked In The Mouth/Wears A Brace/My lips are sealed.
:-0 No Yelling! (Quiet Lab).
:-P Sticking Out Tongue.
:-S User just made an incoherent statement.
:-X A Kiss/Lips Are Sealed.
8-O Omigod!!
O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least).
~~:-( So stupid, smoke is coming out of your brain.
:-& User is tongue tied.
:-$ Biting one's tongue/Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is.
:-" Whistling smiley.
|-I User is asleep.
|-o Bored.
|-O User is yawning/snoring.
-:-) User is a punk rocker.
-:-( Real punk rockers don't smile.
=:-) Smiley is a punk rocker.
=:-( Real punk rockers don't smile.
8:-) A Pig/A Little Girl/Glasses on forhead.
:-)-8 User is a Big girl.
:-)8< Big girl smiley.
':-) Has One Eyebrow.
,:-) Same thing...other side.
:-Q User is a smoker.
:-? User smokes a pipe.
:-{ Mustache.
:-{) User has a mustache.
{:-) User wears a toupee.
}:-( Toupee in an updraft.
B-) User wears horn-rimmed glasses.
:-{} User wears lipstick.
::-) User wears glasses.
[:-) User is wearing a walkman.
[:] User is a robot.
[] Hugs and ...
]:-> The Devil.
)8-) Smiley is ready to party all night.
+-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office.
;^) Smirking.
!-( Black Eye.
#:-) Matted Hair/Fur Hat/Crewcut/Messy Hair.
$-) Yuppie/Just Won A Large Sum Of Money.
%-\ Has A Hangover.
%-6 User is braindead.
&-| That made me cry.
&-e Disappointed smiley.
&:-) Curly Hair.
(-) Needs A Haircut.
(-:|:-) Siamese Twins.
(:+) Has A Big Nose.
(:-( The saddest smiley.
(:-D Has A Big Mouth.
):-( Nordic smiley.
):-) Impish smiley.
)O-) Scuba smiley.
*<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat.
*<:-)> Santa.
*<|:-) Santa/A Clown.
+:-) Priest smiley.
+<:-| Monk/Nun.
,-) A One Eyed Winky.
,-} Wry and winking smiley.
-=* :-) User is a TeX wizard.
.-) User only has one eye.
:#) Drunk smiley.
:'( Smiley is having a pity party in your honor.
:( Sad-turtle smiley.
:* Kisses.
:,( Crying.
:-! A Smoker/Foot in mouth.
:-'| Has A Cold/Flu.
:-(*) That comment made me sick.
:-(=) Bucktooth smiley.
:-)' Tends To Drool.
:-))) Is Very Fat.
:-)-o Smiley doctor with a stethoscope.
:-)~ User drools.
:-* Just Ate Something Sour/Bitter Taste/Kiss.
:-----} Liar/Pinnochio.
:--8---- Dragonfly smiley.
:-/ User is skeptical.
:-: Mutant smiley; the invisible smiley.
:-< Walrus smiley.
:-[ A Vampire/Count Dracula/Pouting/Sarcastic.
:-\ Undecided smiley.
:-] Smiley blockhead.
:-` User spitting out its chewing tobacco.
:-`| Smiley with a fever.
:-| Disgusted/Grim/No Expression.
:-|-----= Anorexic smiley.
:-|:-| Deja'vu.
:-|>< Message from the thief: Hands up!
:-} Toasted, inebriated, sloshed smiley.
:-}X Bow tie-wearing smiley.
:-~) User has a cold.
:-3 Handlebar mustache smiley.
:-6 Smiley after eating something spicy.
:-7 User juust made a wry statement.
:-8( Condescending.
:-9 User is licking his/her lips.
:-a Smiley touching her tongue to her nose.
:-c Real unhappy smiley.
:-C User is really bummed.
:-d Said with a smile.
:-E Bucktoothed vampire.
:-F Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing.
:-o>-[] Agape American tourist with camera.
:-r Smiley raspberry.
:-T Keeping A Straight Face/Tight Lipped.
:-t Pouting smiley.
:-TM Lawyer smiley.
:-V Shouting smiley.
:-w Speak with forked tongue.
:-y Said With A Smile.
:/\) Extremely bignosed smiley.
:= Beaver smiley.
:=) Orangutan/Has Two Noses.
:=| Baboon smiley.
:> What?
:@ What?
:[ Real Downer.
:\/ A Woodpecker.
:] Gleep. A friendly midget smiley who will glady be your friend.
:^) User has a broken nose.
:^D Talk show smiley.
:_) A Boxer/Had a Fight/Nose Is Sliding Of Face.
:{ What?
:} What should we call these?
:~(~~ Crying.
:~-( Crying/Shed A Tear.
:~i Smoking smiley.
:8) Piggish smiley.
:C What?
:D Laughter.
:I Hmmm...
:O Yelling.
:Q What?
:v) User has a broken nose, but it's the other way.
<:-| Dunce smiley.
<:-I User is a dunce.
<<<<:-) Hat salesman.
<|-) User is Chinese.
<|-( User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes.
<||:-) Toupee in an updraft.
<|||:|||) Smiley lives in a multi-story apartment building.
=|:-)= Uncle Sam/Abe Loncoln.
><*:oDX A Clown.
><:>== A Turkey.
>>:-) Devil/Horrible User.
>>:-<< Mad.
>>>>(:-) A Hat Salesman.
?-( Black eye.
@:-) User is wearing a turban.
@:-} Smiley just back from the hairdresser.
@:i Genie smiley.
@= User is pro-nuclear war.
^o Snoring.
{@:)} Genie in a bottle.
|-( Lost Contact Lenses.
|-) hee hee.
|-D ho ho.
|:-O Flattop loudmouth smiley.
|^o Hepcat smiley.
|~( Someone just busted my nose.
|I Asleep.
}:^#) Pointy-nosed smiley in an updraft.
~:o A Baby.
~~:-[ Net Flame.
0-) Smiley after smoking a banana.
3:-o A Cow.
3:[ Mean Pet smiley.
8 :-) User is a wizard.
8 :-I Net.unix-wizards.
8-# Dead smiley.
8:] Gorilla.
8<:-) Smiley is a wizard.
b:-) A Baseball Fan/Has A Cap On.
B:-) Sun Glasses On Head.
C=:-) User is a chef.
d:-) Baseball-player smiley.
d8= Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.
E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator.
E-:-I Net.ham-radio.
K:P User is a little kid with a propeller beenie.
O |-) Net.religion.
O-) Megaton Man On Patrol!/Scuba diver.
o-<:-{{{ Santa.
O|-) Taoist monk.
P-( Pirate smiley.
P-) A Pirate.
R-) Broken Glasses.
X-( User just died/You are brain dead.
X:-) Little kid with a propeller beanie.
